Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
At Least It Was Before The Wedding?
1. He told me to pursue a philosophy major in college just because he was afraid that I would be more successful than him when I became a doctor.
2. He doesn’t let me wear high heels and calls me Paul Bunyan. I’m only 5’ 6”.
3. Before leaving to Africa for a five week trip, he asked me to marry him. Whenhe got back, he maintained a long distance relationship with the “love of his life” (a girl he met on this trip) and told me about it the day before we got married.
