Give Buffy A Call, ASAP

1. He dressed like a girl and thought he was a vampire.

2. He used to ask me to pee on him while we were fooling around. Since I wouldn’t, he would stand outside the bathroom door with his ear pressed to it to listen to me pee.

3. He stopped in the middle of a busy road during rush hour, put on his hazard lights and picked up roadkill so that he could take it home and keep the bones. He ended up with maggots and flies in his trunk because of it.