Fiesty Little One

1. He was so short that he almost legally qualified as a dwarf.

2. He had a foot fetish - which I didn’t find out about until he tried to shove his foot in my crotch!

3. He worked at a fast food joint and leapt out the drive-thru window to attempt to beat up the guy I dated after him; the only reason he could fit through the window was because he was so little!