Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
Maybe She Was On To Something
1. I let him borrow my cell phone for a week or so until he got his back. Within seconds of leaving my house, he would be calling other girls on my phone.
2. When we bumped into his ex-girlfriend, she threw herself on the floor and starting punching herself in the head when she saw us together…
3. We spoke about how crazy that was for someone to do that in front of a couple, but he had sex with her a week later.
