Co-Worker Can Have Him

1. When confronted with a phone bill showing tons of calls to a female co-worker, he said: “be glad I talk to her, she is trying to keep us together.”

2. When I had to have an emergency appendectomy, he came to the begrudgingly came to the hospital, saying, “why am I here it? Ain’t like you’re gonna die.”

3. He stole money from our son’s piggy bank to buy cigarettes.