Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
A Shit Whirlwind
1. We lasted a week. The first night he broke up with his girlfriend, got drunk with my roommates, and after many rounds of strip beirut he asked me out when he was completely drunk. I guess I thought it was charming at the time?
2. The fifth night we were together, he got drunk again and pissed in my dresser.
3. A week in he decides we were going too fast, breaks up with me but says we could still hook up on the down low (yeah, thanks), starts liking my roommate the next day, and then decides to get back with his ex.
