Larry The Cable Guy?
1. He wore a bandanna under his camouflage hat in what he called his “suit”… which was really his mechanic uniform.
2. He tried to pluck his nose hairs while driving, made me feel how long his butt hairs were, and he farted so loud in his sleep he woked himself up… and tried to blame it on me.
3. For two and a half years his best friend tried to fuck him. She can have him now.



