She Kibbled My Bits
1. If you listen to her for just two minutes, you’d think she’s a victim. When you listen to her for ten, you realize she’s a crazy bitch.
2. She was a terrible cook. She always made “Italian”… and it always made my stomach hurt.
3. She was terrible in bed. Just awful. I mean no good, very bad, I’d rather have been jerking off into dry dog food bag.



