Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
To Be Fair, He Was Three Years Old
1. He sobbed like a child having a temper tantrum and cried more often than any man (or woman) ever should.
2. He spent more time in the mirror than I ever did and got mad when he couldn’t spike his hair perfectly. He then would scream at me to do it for him, and then scream more if i didn’t do it perfectly.
3. When he got sun burned and started peeling, he demanded that I peel off his flakes, because his mother used to do it for him. And when I refused, he screamed at me, pushed me, and started sobbing, claiming that I didn’t love him because I refused to peel dead skin off of him.
