Discover A Boner
1. He couldn’t get it up after drinking a can of beer, but he would still drink every day. He was drunk; I was left unsatisfied.
2. He said that that I was “taking advantage of him” when I asked him to febreeze the room and clothing after he smoked weed because the smell was making my eyes swell.
3. He would rather stay home and “discover himself” (with mushrooms) than hang out with me.



