What? Wasn’t Paying Attention To This E-mail

1. The only time he would ever say he loved me is after we “got intense.” That’s what the loser called fucking.

2. I told him I was breaking up with him because he was being disrespectful, and he said, “What? I wasn’t paying attention to you at all.”

3. He made his mom buy all of the gifts that he got me. Whenever I’d get him a present, he’d usually throw it away.