Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
He Lives Nearby, You Can Still Do 32 Things?
1. Over the course of a year, he went down on me ONCE. On Valentine’s Day. His reason? He just wasn’t “drawn” to giving head.
2. For his 32nd birthday, I took him to a $200 birthday dinner, where I also gave him little books I’d made of 32 things I loved about him and 32 things I wanted to do with him in his 32nd year. For my 31st birthday, he gave me…a cigarette.
3. A year after we met, he moved into my apartment building, on my floor, approximately 30 feet away from my apartment, and then broke up with me two weeks later. Via email.
