At Least You Were Guild Hottie

1. He never hugged me without humping me at the same time.

2. I lost my virginity to him, on his couch, in tears… while his parents were in the next room. He had no problem with this, and didn’t tell me they were there until after.

3. He wouldnt talk to me for days because his “friends” really needed him in World of Warcraft.