Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
Pubis Witness
1. He never understood the phrase, “I want to break up.” I must have said it 100 times, and he would text and call me like everything was normal the next day.
2. He gained a lot of weight in a short amount of time. Apparently, it made him sweat a lot. My guess is that he didn’t clean his testicles too well, because he developed trichomycosis pubis, aka…. ball fungus. Yellow cruddy fungus developed on the hair. Disgusting.
3. His family were Jehova’s Witnesses. His brother, cousin, sister, and grandmother had all confronted me at one point about how I “stole his essence” because I was unsaved and he was. His sister then proceeded to harass me, after I exposed her previous plan to cover up her own lesbian relationship by forcing my ex into a cover-up relationship with her girlfriend.
