Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
Pineapple Depressed
1. His goal in life was to live like Pineapple Express – sell weed, smoke weed, get rich and do absolutely nothing. He lives in his parents’ basement and the plan isn’t going well.
2. He would loudly fart at least 4 times an hour and then laugh when I was disgusted.
3. He spent all of his time looking at porn and was confused when I didn’t look or act just like a girl in a porno, often stopping and making me feel guilty for not doing something “right.”
