Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
To Be Fair, It Probably Tasted Better
1. He’d always walk around wearing this stupid shirt that said “Mr. Asshole” across the chest whenever we’d go out. Fitting, actually.
2. I bought him everything he wanted for Christmas, and what did I get? Absofuckinglutelynothing. His reason- he didn’t expect anything from me.
3. We’d go out for dinner then have sex afterwards, and he’d tell me that the sex was amazing, but the dinner was better.
