Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
He’s All Yellow
1. His idea of foreplay was seeing how many fingers he could shove inside me.
2. The only real knowledge he has is about Coldplay.
3. He’s married with a kid on the way and tells me he still fantasizes about me.
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