Ho Needs A Poke
1. She threatened to commit suicide every time i tried to break up with her… so that we could date for another month till I was sick of it again.
2. She always gave me crap about the girls that posted on my facebook wall! Even my closest friends couldn’t post with her saying obnoxious things right after them on the wall.
3. She consistently stuck her tongue all the way down my esophagus till I couldn’t breathe.



