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1. He was so fat that he needed to lift his belly flab to see his penis.
2. He told me that he had “nine inches of love” to give me. I needed a magnifying glass to see his penis.
3. When I broke up with him, he cursed me out. Five minutes later, he called me, bawling his eyes out and said that he missed me. Pussy.
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Is this every boy or what?
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