Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
What Fun She Sounds Like
1. We had a long-distance relationship, and whenever I got home from visiting her she’d claim she was pregnant because she was afraid I’d break up with her.
2. Whenever I would travel to see her, all she wanted to do was lie in bed watching soap operas.
3. One time, I offered to pay for a taxi so she could meet me at the airport. She said I’d be getting in too late and she would be tired, and that I’d better get something to eat on the way (after my 12 hour flight) because she’d would also be too tired to save and reheat dinner for me.
