Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
America’s Next Top Douche Bag
1. He once told me “you’d be perfect if only your eyes were green,” during dinner. As if that wasn’t bad enough, he said this in front of his parents!
2. I have a little flaw on one of my ears — it has a tiny notch sticking out on the rounded edge. He often talked to me about removing it with a scalpel himself.
3. He was very into the trophy girlfriend thing and dictated everything from my outfit to my eye shadow color when we would go out. Once he even did my hair himself since I “wasn’t doing it right.”
