Because Without You, He Was Clearly A Scholar

1. He only let me talk to 5 guys that he hand picked out.

2. One day when I chose to hang out with my sister at the mall rather than hanging out with him. He showed up at the mall drunk and ran to me. Where he ended up punching me in the face. Really hard.

3. During the million times that I tried breaking up with him he blamed me for his shitty grades at community college.