Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
Wake Up!
1. They’ve broken up and reconciled four times in the past six months. It’s always because he was caught cheating on her with another girl (who is still in high school). He also openly flirts with all of her friends, including myself and our gay friend.
2) Even though she’s unemployed and he has a job, he insists on her paying for their dates. She paid for his dinner on her birthday.
3) He told her that he no longer wanted to have sex with her because he doesn’t want her to “go on the pill and get fat.”
DUMP HIM ALREADY YOU MORON!
