Why My Ex Sucks

09th Sep 2009

Wednesday // 12pm // 5 months ago

Slow On The Uptake

1. No sex but all the blowjobs I wanted, seems great, doesn’t it?

2. After 8 months, I accidentally saw her naked… and she had a penis

3. That penis was bigger than mine

  1. izilla reblogged this from whymyexsucks and added:
    oh….my….gawd…lol crying game much?
  2. alannaishuman reblogged this from whymyexsucks and added:
    would have taken those blow jobs lol. Dang that sucks.
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  4. victoriatu reblogged this from whymyexsucks and added:
    WOW. ? Buh then yer ex wouldn’t really suck. HAHA, you just didn’t know. [x
  5. igotyourmoney reblogged this from whymyexsucks and added:
    omgggg could you imagine?!
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