Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
Slow On The Uptake
1. No sex but all the blowjobs I wanted, seems great, doesn’t it?
2. After 8 months, I accidentally saw her naked… and she had a penis
3. That penis was bigger than mine
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rhinestoneeyes reblogged this from whymyexsucks and added:
would have taken those blow jobs lol. Dang that sucks.
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victoriamazing reblogged this from whymyexsucks and added:
WOW. ? Buh then yer ex wouldn’t really suck. HAHA, you just didn’t know. [x
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omgggg could you imagine?!
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