Shoulda Warned Him!
1. I caught her poking holes in my condoms.
2. She planned out our wedding… three months into the relationship.
3. She did #1 to her next boyfriend… and succeeded
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Why My Ex Sucks
Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
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