gang banging mommas boy

1. When we firstmet he had no license, no car, no (legal) job and lived with his parents. I drove him everywhere-including to his “job”

2.He was a small time pot dealer who smoked more than he sold

3.Our first valentines day together I spent alone b/c he was in jail for-big surprise- possession

4. He got drunk at a kegger and fucked another girl-a week before my birthday

5. I fought with my mom constantly in his defense-he constantly showed up to my house late,drunk and high -way to impress the in-laws

6. He told me I needed to loose weight at least once a day

7. He hit me-only once-but it was one too many

8. I lost most of my oldest friends b/c they all hated him-i was too blinded by “love” to see it-and after the break up i found out NONE of my friends liked him

9. I gave him a “drugs or me” ultimatum at least once a month-he is still a drugged out loser.

10. He had a chick friend i HATED b/c i knew she liked him, he fought with me saying it was nothing-they’re now dating