1. He made up a child he did not have.

2. He cheated on me several times with hoes.

3. He cried when I told him I was engaged.

4. He cried when I didn’t want to date him again or sleep with him.

5. I never had an orgasm when we had sex.

6. He always went limp while we were having sex.

7. I swear everything he has ever said was somehow a lie.