” It was kinda like saying you can’t fire me, cause I QUIT. “

1. His dick smells like fish sauce

2. He has a cigerette burn that he did on purpose to look hard that totally ruined his use to be perfect flex.

3. He stoges now.

4. He has hella yellow teeth and braces.

5. He doesn’t floss.

6. He picks his ass and then smells it.

7. You can’t sleep in your own room.

8. He’s short, I had to wear flatts to prom.

9. He left me hella times and told me he didn’t wanna be with me.  I left your ass and never came back. Weren’t you surprised? I didn’t cry when we broke up, I said ” okay bye! ” TO YO ASS!

10. You’re a dumbass you’ll never find another girl who loved you the way I did.

11.You think you’re the shit.

12. I got more dirt on you than you do on me. You know why? You’ll never know what I did behind your back. HAH.