Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
Hemorrhoid
1. He was supposed to be a “friend with benefits”. When he hooked up with other girls, it was ok, but if I hooked up with other guys, he got mortally offended.
2. HE world freak out if I was with someone else, but insisted that I was the one who wanted more out of the situation.
3. I was always honest with him about my hook ups. He wasn’t so honest with me.
4. One of his “hook-ups” was my sister. Repeatedly. For about two months while we were still “together”.
5. He lied about having HPV and threatened to call the cops when I confronted him about it.
6. He dumped my sister for a 32-year old, twice-divorced Broadway Wanna-Be with control issues.
