Why My Ex Sucks

i was his everything.

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:22:34 -0400

he treated me like a princess &once we broke up he couldnt even acknowledge me as a person.

whats the point in relationships when eventually they become your ex? everyone changes. &you know what ex really means. ex = fucking asshole you wish you never met.

you're 10 ft away. really.

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 08:01:58 -0500

i met him because he was texting my roommate.

i met him because he was sexting my roommate.

he referred to his dick as “it”.

loser.

Psycho Bitch

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:36:29 -0500

1. She used me for my money to get drunk.

2. She would never do anything other than go to the bar.

3. Does not have a car, just got a job after a year of being unemployed.

4. Lives with her mom and get’s pissed when she gets asked to pay rent.

5. Thinks that she’s perfect and that the world is to blame for her problems, i mean 6 years of hard drug use is the worlds fault after all.

6. Told me that I was abandoning her child, which is not mine, when we broke up and I said I wasn’t gonna be around as much.

7. Her friends like me more than they do her.

8. Talks to 6-7 guys at a time about hooking up with them and has probably been with more than 1000 men and women in her short life time.

indie twerp.

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:27:30 -0500

1. He forced me to break up with him, and tried to his damnedest to avoid my confrontation as LONG AS POSSIBLE. After weeks of trying to call him and see him, I dumped him in an email, as he did everything in his power to not talk to me.

2. He stood me up, on my birthday, after RSVPing personally, telling my friends he’d be in attendance, and WENT TO ANOTHER PARTY IN THE SAME TOWN during my scheduled party time.

3. In fact, he flaked out about 95% of the time when it came to even tiny commitments. When he did show it would be hours late, and typically drunk.

4. Creepy inappropriate friendship with a girl who was very openly nasty to me and always declaring undying love to him. He got off on her sad ego boosting, despite talking crap about her and calling her gross and ugly.

5. Got fired for smoking pot and bragging about it to his immediate supervisor at work. Paging Dr. Genius.

6. Would claim his adoration and devotion to me and then act oppositely, and use those fake words of affection to try and gloss over his bullshit immature antics.

The list goes on…

Hemorrhoid

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:58:57 -0500

1. He was supposed to be a “friend with benefits”. When he hooked up with other girls, it was ok, but if I hooked up with other guys, he got mortally offended.

2. HE world freak out if I was with someone else, but insisted that I was the one who wanted more out of the situation.

3. I was always honest with him about my hook ups. He wasn’t so honest with me.

4. One of his “hook-ups” was my sister. Repeatedly. For about two months while we were still “together”.

5. He lied about having HPV and threatened to call the cops when I confronted him about it.

6. He dumped my sister for a 32-year old, twice-divorced Broadway Wanna-Be with control issues.

My exes sucks!

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 15:25:13 -0500

Ex #1

He cheated on me multiple times and tried to justify that with the reason that he’s a DJ in demand. pffft. When I broke up with him because he was cheating with a good ‘friend’ of mine, he threatened and blackmailed me into getting back together with him.

Ex #2

He was a foreign guy who I dated for almost three months til I found out he had a girlfriend back home.

You Can't Change Them.....

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 08:17:34 -0500

I really wanted to be ‘the girl’ that would make him a better person but nope didn’t happen.

Spent a year trying to get him to realize he’s not the greatest boyfriend here are some of the reasons why…

1. Couldn’t talk to any of my guy friends

2. Oh but it was okay for him and his ex to keep in touch

3. Couldn’t go out with my girlfriends

4. Had a curfew (not even my parents)

5. Said he wanted to be friends after dating for a year

6. Reason: That it was all about sex

7. A day after we we’re together tells me to get Plan B

8. Sends me off answers first call on my drive home which is three hours away

9. And he doesn’t answer or call for a week

10. This is all okay in his head…just as long as I’m not the one ignoring him

I tried…I stuck around…but a girl can only take so much bullshit….

Don't even bother asking why I was with her in the first place. I don't have an answer anymore.

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 17:01:41 -0500

1. She collected erotica, yet somehow she had the sex drive of an aging panda.

2. She would talk shit about people all the time, some times without even waiting for them to be out of earshot.

3. I used up the last of my credit card balance buying her exactly what she wanted for her birthday. Not only did she return it all for store credit, but on my birthday, all my presents came from the dollar store.

4. She called me at the beginning of an eight hour shift at work, frantic that her period was late and she was scared she might be pregnant. For the rest of the shift, I had no choice but to fixate on the fact that she and I hadn’t had sex in two and a half months. Even though I explained the math to her when I got home, she had no clue as to why I was so upset. At the end of the argument, she flippantly said that her period started while I was at work.

5. When I bought the engagement ring, the jewelry store stated I could return the ring within six months for a full refund. That period expired five days after she broke up with me. She gave me the ring back six days after the break up. Coincidence?

6. Eight years later, I’m still meeting people who say they’ve heard all about me from her. Within an hour of meeting them, they all say that I’m nothing like what she has said about me.

DJ Mama's Boy

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:13:37 -0500

1. He never paid for a single meal or drink.

2. He pretended that spinning techno records was a viable career option.

3. Just like most house DJ’s, he lives with his mom.

4. On Christmas Eve he forgot the condom and then forgot to control himself. He left right away and told me to text him when I took Plan B. (Of course he failed to contribute to the cost.)

he said he never loved nobody the way he loved me, but he was in love with a lesbian girl and...

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 11:02:42 -0500

he said he never loved nobody the way he loved me, but he was in love with a lesbian girl and talked/thinked about her all the time

he told the mother of that lesbian girl that he would do anything for her, at anytime, cause he loved her, meanwhile i was at home waiting for him to talk to me

i used to like another person but i was tryin to like him but he’s so fucking selfish that i couldnt

he thinks hes the shit

hes really fucking ugly

he emailed me a pic of his dick and i when i told him i didnt wanted to see it, he CRIED

he cried cause i didnt wanted to send him naked pics and when i sent it he posted them on the internet

and then he said that he wasnt a s.o.b, that i could trust him, and he made a blog behind my back and posted pics of me again

and when i found the blog he said that he wish i was dead and that i needed to get over him

but i dont need to get over him, cause i never liked him, i pity him, cause he thinks he’s the shit, that he’s super cute, smart, he’s totally obsessed with his dick and he’ll die alone cause nobody wants to put up with his shit

i laughed so hard when i heard he attempted suicide, and when i heard he wasn’t dead, i was like ‘fail’

he tried to suicide twice and didnt succeed, he’s such a loser, he cant even kill himself

theres nothing i regret more than being his girlfriend, and when people ask me about him i say i never met him

" It was kinda like saying you can't fire me, cause I QUIT. "

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 12:56:41 -0500

1. His dick smells like fish sauce

2. He has a cigerette burn that he did on purpose to look hard that totally ruined his use to be perfect flex.

3. He stoges now.

4. He has hella yellow teeth and braces.

5. He doesn’t floss.

6. He picks his ass and then smells it.

7. You can’t sleep in your own room.

8. He’s short, I had to wear flatts to prom.

9. He left me hella times and told me he didn’t wanna be with me. I left your ass and never came back. Weren’t you surprised? I didn’t cry when we broke up, I said ” okay bye! ” TO YO ASS!

10. You’re a dumbass you’ll never find another girl who loved you the way I did.

11.You think you’re the shit.

12. I got more dirt on you than you do on me. You know why? You’ll never know what I did behind your back. HAH.

1. He made up a child he did not have.2. He cheated on me several times with hoes.3. He cried when I...

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 21:38:06 -0500

1. He made up a child he did not have.

2. He cheated on me several times with hoes.

3. He cried when I told him I was engaged.

4. He cried when I didn’t want to date him again or sleep with him.

5. I never had an orgasm when we had sex.

6. He always went limp while we were having sex.

7. I swear everything he has ever said was somehow a lie.

1. He did the...

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 21:02:10 -0500

1. He did the I’m-gonna-be-real-funny-and-pretend-to-cough-but-actually-I’m-going-to-say-something-rude-under-my-breath thing today. At the top of his lungs he called me a whore. In public, at our school.

2. He talks like a lolcat. His favourite words? “lulz”, “awesomesauce”, “sadface”

3. His voice IRL is gravelly and reminds me of a Californian surfer dude. We live in NW Ontario, CANADA.

4. He was too clingy.

5. He always looked like I’d killed his dog or something. Made me feel guilty.

6. His boxers are constantly pulled up high and he strategically wears his pants lower than them.

1. She never told me we were broken up she just stopped talking to me and kinda disappeared.2. When...

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 10:00:00 -0500

1. She never told me we were broken up she just stopped talking to me and kinda disappeared.

2. When I heard from her again it was because she fucked my older in a church boiler room.

dishonest bitch

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 06:44:38 -0500

I thought she was the cutest thing.

She was always selfish and didn’t give a damn about how I was feeling.

She kept telling me how I am the best thing that ever happened to her.

Then one day, she told me she just can’t have a relationship in her life anymore.

She said that keeping the relationship wouldn’t be fair to me because she needs to be alone.

The next day, she hooked up with someone else.

two days after, they started dating.

I hate being lied to.

She wants to be friend, but I’d rather be friends with a roadkill.

I am stupid for falling for her.

She sucks for taking so many emotions and time from me.

She sucks.

that idiot

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 21:00:00 -0500

1 He always tried to pressured me into butt sex.

2 He was obsessed with porn and would watch it non stop for 24 hours straight when I was away.

3 He lived with his parents and had a small bed.

4 He was obsessed with his dick.

5 He couldn’t drive much less park the car properly.

6 He was a boring WoW geek and had no social skills.

7 He admitted he dated me because he wanted to brag and was primarily only interested in banging me.

1. While dating him, he went to grad night and told his ex-girlfriend that me and him weren’t...

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 17:00:00 -0500

1. While dating him, he went to grad night and told his ex-girlfriend that me and him weren’t dating and he tried to get her back, just for that night. (She happens to be a great friend of mine.)

2. Sex addict.

3. EXTREMELY small penis.

4. Couldn’t make me orgasm.

5. CLINGY AS HELL.

6. Disrespected me and my family.

7. His ex had to fake SO MANY orgasms.

8. Insulted EVERYONE.

9. Didn’t get along with any of my friends or his ex friends.

10. Complained about buying me things.

11. Sorry, BUT CAN’T FUCKING PLAY THE PIANO.

12. Obsessive and still says he loves me. AND HE SAYS LOVE LASTS FOREVER- so what happened to your first love, sweetie? Don’t love her anymore?

13. Liar!

14. Mama’s boy. She came over to my house so she could understand the situation after I broke it off with him.

15. He uses people, insanely.

16. Couldn’t take a fucking joke.

17. MAKES HIS GIRLFRIENDS GAIN WEIGH!! - Biggest one of all!

18. Not good looking.

19. He moved too fast.

20. Thought he was sexy and cool.

21. CRIED SO FUCKING MUCH.

22. Couldn’t keep a secret for shit.

23. He’s anti-social.

24. Called me a bitch.

25. Told his ex to fuck off, when she’s been listening to his constant whining.

Overall, he’s a complete jerk to everybody.

1. He was weird and awkward from the start. 2. TONS of mommy/daddy issues. Self loathing issues....

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 15:00:00 -0500

1. He was weird and awkward from the start.

2. TONS of mommy/daddy issues. Self loathing issues. Pier pressure issues.

3. Two words: Emotional Manipulation.

4. Freaky DEAKY fetishes that go way beyond your average kinkyness.

5. Broke up with me and came back 4 times!!!!!

6. Made me his personal yo-yo.

7. Took advantage of my unconditional love, used me as a sexual object, lied to me, and emotioally abused me.

8. Ended up thinking pot, drinking, and a bunch of girls who he called “sluts” were more his scene after spending a year and a half with an awesome girl like me.

I HATE HIS GUTS.

1. My first love and together for 8 years. He was probably faithful for the first two years 2....

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 13:00:00 -0500

1. My first love and together for 8 years. He was probably faithful for the first two years

2. Didn’t even inform me that we were breaking up. Just stopped anwering my calls.

3. Jobless

4. Still lived with his parents

5. Borrowed money from MY family and didn’t pay them back

6. Made fake profiles on social networking sites pretending to be someone else like a fireman, or a professional mountain biker to boost his self esteem

7. Couldn’t get it up

8. Didn’t know his multiplication tables and couldn’t spell to save his life

9. Momma’s boy

10. Pathological liar (just like his dad)

1. A week before he dumped me, he was gloriously telling me he wanted a baby with me. 2. He dumped...

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 09:56:24 -0500

1. A week before he dumped me, he was gloriously telling me he wanted a baby with me.

2. He dumped me by email, after a 2 yrs and a half relationship. And then wouldn’t answer my calls.

3. He threatened to kill me and wished I would die.

4. He went on a huge smear campaign about me for months, forcing me to cut ties with many of our common friends.

5. He wasn’t working, spending his days playing video games.

6. He cried to me when I figured out he was sneaking out of university. A course which I had paid for in the first place. He also cried when he wasn’t being the center of the attention, ie my brother’s wedding.

7. I figured out that I was pregnant a week after he dumped me. I was on the pill so it wasn’t planned at all.

8. I figured out he gave me a STD when we were together. We both got AIDS/STDs checked when we started getting serious. I guess he cheated on me on top of the rest :P

9. He was a pathological liar. He had a story about the army, depending on the person he was talking to - he used to say that he either got raped and blackmailed into saying nothing, that he got shot in the knee during some training and got a medical discharge, that he went AWOL because he didn’t like it, or that he killed a civilian by shooting him in the face by accident. OH JOLLY ! For real, he just did his years in, and left when he was done.

9. He had moist feet in bed. Ugh !

10. He was a poor shag.