Why My Ex Sucks

Conniving Whore

Mon, 08 Nov 2010 11:51:46 -0500

she quit taking her birth control without telling me, and now we’re parents.

also she makes shitty sandwiches.

amyypiee: do me a favor. please ? she’s been missing since...

Wed, 20 Oct 2010 13:30:44 -0400

do me a favor. please ? she’s been missing since yesterday /: i don’t care if you live a thousand miles from me. just reblog this. it doesn’t take that long. everyone’s worried sick about her. please and thank you.

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Wed, 20 Oct 2010 10:03:31 -0400

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Wed, 20 Oct 2010 03:46:30 -0400

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Called me an “ugly fat ho ass bitch” even though he, literally, looks like the blue...

Wed, 20 Oct 2010 03:12:54 -0400

Called me an “ugly fat ho ass bitch” even though he, literally, looks like the blue eagle from the Muppets. Also, he’s 21 and balding. And to think I was going to marry that…

the first week we were dating, we were texting. my phone died during the middle of it. in the time...

Wed, 29 Sep 2010 14:19:20 -0400

the first week we were dating, we were texting. my phone died during the middle of it. in the time it took for me to go plug it in, he had sent me 3 texts and 3 facebook messages asking me what he had done wrong and why i wasnt talking to him.

oh yeah, and he broke up with me via text while i was across the country in the hospital with my grandmother.

::SIGH::

Wed, 29 Sep 2010 14:19:09 -0400

1. Thanks for the herpes!

2. Thanks for calling me to see if I was okay after I had blisters so bad I had to lie on my side.

3. Thanks for not giving me a birthday gift two years in a row

4. Thanks for never making time to see me and choosing work over seeing me EVERY time

5. Thanks for breaking up with me through Facebook, real class act

6 But really, thanks for finally getting out of my life you don’t deserve me

He'd rather get stoned, and sleep with his mother.

Thu, 23 Sep 2010 07:54:32 -0400

Only dated him for 3 months, but he was good at playing charming. Come to find out he’s sleeping with 3 other women in the same office, two of them over 50. He was 30.

He used to talk about how much he hated his mother, but then he really was just trying to sleep with her. Oedipal to the core.

Oh, and he was stoned ALL the time.

thespiritcity: The Cure — “Just Like Heaven” On a Friday night...

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 23:59:00 -0400

thespiritcity:

The Cure — “Just Like Heaven”

On a Friday night at home in the city, hanging out with a dead girl, listening to The Cure seems only appropriate. Especially when she’s a Spirit that rejected heaven.

For every breakup, there is a Cure song. (via TheSpiritCity.com)

:D

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 20:50:30 -0400

1) he got upset ‘cause “i’d rather watch lost with my friends than be with him during some days of the week”

2) but then on weekends he was never there because he was playing with his stupid flight simulator.

3) he always talked about his planes and everything but everything i did and i liked was nonsense and stupid.

4) he used to call me AT 6 AM!!! when he was with her friends only to HEAR MY VOICE.

5) and if i didnt pick up the phone… hed get mad at me.

i know im dont give public demonstrations of affection all the time, but he was obsessed.

Why he SUCKS

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 11:31:40 -0400

Would NOT stop bragging about how he could take down a guy bigger than him because of this stupid ‘forbidden’ martial art
After 4 months apart, I saw him for the first time and he promptly dumped me the next day for a fat chick.
Cheated on me with three girls while he was at school, and STILL had the audacity to call or text me every day to tell me he loved me.
Caused me huge amounts of stress by using me as his therapist for problems he could have solved by just THINKING.
Used the ‘i thought we were in an open relationship’ excuse
Tried to break up with me over the phone.
Pathological liar
immature
TACKY TASTE. In music, clothing, art, writing, everything.

sulky
whined all the time
very small penis
cocky
MASSIVE ego
needed validation of his ego all the time
frequently cried over stupid things and I had to be his ‘mommy’
Drank until he was sick at every party so I was stuck watching him puke at 3a.m. and then he’d promise he wouldn’t do it again but then do it the next weekend
Had to one-up me in intelligence or wit constantly
Average-looking, lazy (I don’t even know WHY I was with him?)
Disrespectful to his parents

I get sick satisfaction out of hearing the little snippets of bad news people tell me about him. Last weekend he got taken out by a piece of lumber to the trachea during home renovations and had to go to a hospital. Thank you, Karma!

By the way, that was our 800th post. Wow! 800! Sucky Exes, and so many more to go! Man, love sucks.

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 11:01:00 -0400

By the way, that was our 800th post. Wow! 800! Sucky Exes, and so many more to go! Man, love sucks.

Why my ex sucks ? LOL

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 10:16:24 -0400

1. He cheated WITH me, with the excuse that hi girlfriend was all the way back in another continent and he was right here right now, with me.

2. I found out he lied. Because it wasn’t A girlfriend, it was girlfriendS.

3. He made me empty my bank account so he could buy drinks for parties with his friends when his friends were perfectly capable of paying money too.

4. He HARDLY pays when we go out or have lunch together. The rare times that he has I could count on one hand.

5. He’s ALWAYS asking me to top up his phone credit and his friends’ too.

6. He REALLY made me believe he loved me.

7. His best friend’s girlfriend is a bitch.

8. I still love him even though I hate so fucking many things about him.

9. He will probably try to get me back.

10. The one time I told him I wanted a break from our relationship, the first thing he said to me was ” I left (insert exgirlfriend’s name that he cheated with me on) for you.”

Real nice.

He is a major douche

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 10:16:06 -0400

I dated the pathetic David in sunny Florida. He doesn’t have the ability to express feeling and can’t hold on to a job. He cheated on me the first week we got together. Such is a cheating bastard.

What an Emo Goth! Sorry... long!

Thu, 02 Sep 2010 22:02:46 -0400

My ex is a douche bag and I should have known better but we were together for three years. He was a “Gothy” motorcycle riding martial artsy bad boy that hated anything that wasn’t in the guide lines of what he thought was relevant. If you liked something that wasn’t heavy metal then apparently you were an idiot.

1. He cheated on me despite preaching how if there is no trust in a relationship there is no love. So much for “honor”.

2. He and some of his friends loved drama all the time and sometimes I was the victim of it when I didn’t do anything wrong.

3. One of the mother’s of his friends who knew him since he was four years old had an unhealthy obsession with him. She hated my guts just because he spent more time with me. Literally that was her reason. She acted like a friend to my face but when I wasn’t around did anything in her power to make people dislike me. My ex did nothing to stop this because “he didn’t want to be forced to choose between us”. This woman doesn’t have any friends her age btw. I call her fatty MILF in my head now-a-days.

4. My ex has entitlement issues. He buys nothing for himself and still lives with his parents. If they don’t buy things he wants he flips out. (He is 23 now)

5. When I found out he had cheated on me, (I came across a receipt for an extra small lingerie outfit and dildo in his bedroom by accident) he choked me when I tried to leave.

7. When my cousin, who was my best friend and a mutual friend to him, was murdered he gave me no sympathy. He was actually late to the memorial service and he and his friends had gone out for breakfast and did not invite me. I would have said no but still, I am your fucking girlfriend you douche!

8. Crazy fat wanna be MILF bought him a ticket to a concert that I wanted to go to but on the conditions that I couldn’t go. She wanted to have a “good time”. I had no clue until he called me AT WORK to tell me what was happening on the DAY of the concert and was surprised I was upset.

9. He would get angry if I had guy friends he was friends with. Strangely he would tell me nothing about his friends or anything he was doing. He even got angry when one of his non-dramatic friends was nice enough to show me how to bowl correctly.

10. I learned after we broke up that he would talk a lot of negative things about me when we were together. He would call me a “bitch” until finally he said it to the wrong person. She was a friend of mine who I am still close to now and she chewed him up and spit him out.

I am still hold some anger (can’t you tell?) towards him but I’m ready to let go. At one point I really did love this person and not all the times were bad. Towards the end when I began to distance myself from him he actually stepped up in giving me attention. He even bought me a bouquet of roses. But he didn’t change how he acted when it came to most things. Apparently since I have broken up with him no other woman has wanted to be around him. He has been single and hasn’t gotten laid in a long time. Not long ago he called my cell phone when he was drunk and threatened to rape me. Gee that’s fun! Looking back and reading my old journals during that time I realized I barely did anything wrong. I was a dutiful girlfriend who loved him. He was the problem in the relationship and the people who he allowed to affect it negatively. I was just dumb enough to take it for so long. I wish I told him to pull his damn tampon out and act like a man. lol Oh well.

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Wed, 01 Sep 2010 23:51:09 -0400

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ex1- he had sex with me while i was sleeping ex2- successfully convinced me i was the one using him...

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 23:37:35 -0400

ex1- he had sex with me while i was sleeping
ex2- successfully convinced me i was the one using him for sex (i read his journal, he wrote about how he was using me for sex)

he broke up with me over facebook. he changed his status to single and that’s how i found out...

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 23:37:19 -0400

he broke up with me over facebook. he changed his status to single and that’s how i found out we were over.

he still wants us to keep talking with the possibility of us getting back together someday. (wtf)

i told him i can’t be just friends with him. it’s all or nothing.

he still wants to be friends.

I believed he loved me

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 22:57:57 -0400

1.he told me he loved me.

2.he’s a pathological liar

3.I sent him money out of state to buy me a concert ticket(via western union) he stole my money and changed his number.

1) he decided after 3 years of going out that he wanted to explore himself and not have a...

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 22:44:15 -0400

1) he decided after 3 years of going out that he wanted to explore himself and not have a girlfriend, claiming ” it’s not that i don’t love you, i just need to spend time alone for a while”

2) we got back together a few times to hang out,which always led to him seducing me and having sex while telling me he loved me and wanted to marry me.

3)i found out he had been sleeping around while away overseas.

4)he got a new girlfriend but still texted and messaged me asking for sex.